{"id":913,"date":"2020-12-04T14:50:47","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T13:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/?p=913"},"modified":"2020-12-18T15:00:13","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T14:00:13","slug":"coquin-dartichaut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":"Coquin d&#8217;artichaut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>L\u2019artichaut, dont le nom, venu de l\u2019arabe, a transit\u00e9 par l\u2019Italie, est une esp\u00e8ce de chardon dont on d\u00e9guste les fleurs. Enfin, &#8220;d\u00e9guste&#8221;\u2026 Il faut le dire vite. On ne va pas se mentir : jamais tu n\u2019entendras Josiane, de la compta, dire&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Ce soir je fais des artichauts, \u00e7a va \u00eatre un r\u00e9gal.&nbsp;\u00bb Et personne ne s\u2019est jamais relev\u00e9 \u00e0 3h du matin pour se taper la cloche avec le reste d\u2019artichaut de la veille. Donc on redescend doucement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Disons que l\u2019artichaut est comestible, s&#8217;il est accompagn\u00e9 de sauce. Mais sa consonne finale est parfois difficile \u00e0 avaler. Un t&nbsp;? Un d&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Pour ne plus se tromper, il faut se rappeler que l\u2019artichaut s\u2019effeuille. En douceur, langoureusement. Sur du Barry White. L\u2019artichaut, c\u2019est le Magic Mike du potager (je ne vais pas te faire un dessin). Il se livre donc \u00e0 ce que l\u2019on appelle plus commun\u00e9ment un &#8220;strip-tease&#8221;. Un mot qui, tout comme son nom, comporte deux &#8220;t&#8221;&nbsp;: s<span class=\"has-inline-color has-accent-color\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span>rip-<span class=\"has-inline-color has-accent-color\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span>ease\/ar<span class=\"has-inline-color has-accent-color\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span>ichau<span class=\"has-inline-color has-accent-color\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"585\" height=\"438\" src=\"http:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/puree-dartichauts_censored.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/puree-dartichauts_censored.jpg 585w, https:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/puree-dartichauts_censored-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><figcaption>Pour ne pas heurter la sensibilit\u00e9 des jeunes lecteurs, l&#8217;affriolant l\u00e9gume a ici \u00e9t\u00e9 flout\u00e9.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu sais maintenant comment \u00e9crire la phrase : &#8220;J&#8217;adore manger des ar<strong>t<\/strong>ichau<strong>t<\/strong>s&#8221;, si jamais il te vient \u00e0 l&#8217;esprit de d\u00e9voiler cette part de ton intimit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bonus : <br>De mani\u00e8re imag\u00e9e, on dit d\u2019une personne qui offre son amour au premier venu (puis \u00e0 un autre, et un autre encore) qu\u2019elle est un \u00ab&nbsp;c\u0153ur d\u2019artichaut&nbsp;\u00bb. En effet, apr\u00e8s avoir distribu\u00e9 son affection \u00e0 autant de personnes que l\u2019artichaut comporte de feuilles, elle se retrouve le c\u0153ur \u00e0 nu.<br>Le terme \u00ab&nbsp;artichaut&nbsp;\u00bb (ou \u00ab&nbsp;artiche&nbsp;\u00bb) d\u00e9signe \u00e9galement un objet du quotidien&nbsp;: le portefeuille. Oui, parce que tous les deux portent des feuilles. L\u2019humour n\u2019a d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment pas de limites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019artichaut, dont le nom, venu de l\u2019arabe, a transit\u00e9 par l\u2019Italie, est une esp\u00e8ce de chardon dont on d\u00e9guste les fleurs. Enfin, &#8220;d\u00e9guste&#8221;\u2026 Il faut le dire vite. On ne va pas se mentir : jamais tu n\u2019entendras Josiane, de la compta, dire&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Ce soir je fais des artichauts, \u00e7a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":915,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v14.4.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Coquin d&#039;artichaut -<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow\" \/>\n<meta name=\"googlebot\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta name=\"bingbot\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/virgulophile.fr\/?p=913\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Coquin d&#039;artichaut -\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"L\u2019artichaut, dont le nom, venu de l\u2019arabe, a transit\u00e9 par l\u2019Italie, est une esp\u00e8ce de chardon dont on d\u00e9guste les fleurs. 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